This was a Dream Machine that I posted on the Stern Blog a couple months ago. I have been on an obsessive kick with cocktail pinball tables. I see this as an obvious solution to not enough private pinball owners. There are a lot of pinball enthusiasts who, like me, rent an apartment. Space is a premium. Not only does a cocktail pinball table take up less space, but it doubles as a piece of (level) furniture that every apartment needs. So, when I thought about drawing up a cocktail pinball table, the first thing I thought of, was, "what would be the most AWKWARD-themed pinball machine to have to show a date when they came over for the first time?" My answer was, "crime/mugging/robbery". It turned out to be a pretty rad table, but it is a little too creepy!
Whoa whoa whoa! Let's get our stories straight! That is a mug of ROOT BEER on the machine! ROOT BEER!